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Metropolitan Life Insurance Company
General Electric
Ivory Soap
Kellogg’s Rice Krispies
American Express Travelers Cheques
New York Stock Exchange
Quaker Oats
Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company
Motorola
The Sugar Information Inc.
Green Giant Company
Postum by General Foods Corp.
Reynolds Wrap
Beltone Hearing Aid Company
Listerine Mouthwash

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1. 17 Appliance Advertisements

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2. 55 Automobile Advertisements

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3. 77 Specialty Book Advertisements

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4. 29 Problem Solving Chemicals Advertisements

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5. 13 Fashion Trend Setting Clothing Advertisements

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6. 97 Consumer Food Advertisements

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7. 99 Diet, Health & Beauty Aid Advertisements

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8. 53 Information Product and Seminar Advertisements

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9. 42 Insurance Advertisements

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10. 18 Retail Advertisements

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1) 17 Appliance Advertisements from companies like Frigidaire, Lennox Industries, and General Electric

• Ideas that work for people
• Afraid of electric blankets?
• Best Looking Haircuts in Town for a Dime
• The Truth About Television Picture Tubes
• Any Second Class TV citizens in your family?
• Bathing without beating…a better way to wash clothes!
• Home heating magic that saves up to 20% on fuel bills
• Food-keeping Without Frost is Here Now from Frigidaire
• Do Today's Complicated Appliance Make Your Housework Easier?
• What You Should Know Before Buying Any Automatic Washing Machine
• Free-Clean Air, Big Bonus of New Lennox Whole-house Air Conditioning
• No Frost…Even in the Freezer In Frigidaire Frost-Proof Refrigerators
• New Frigidaire refrigerators eliminate frost, even in the freezer section!
• A brand name alone is not enough -- It takes a local Comfort Craftsman too!
• New Frigidaire Frost-Proof refrigerators eliminate frost, even in the freezer

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2. 55 Automobile Advertisements from companies like Ford, Texaco, and BF Goodrich

• Think Small
• MY Farewell Car
• A Real 1913 Car
• Each a Lucky Car
• What an Engine Did
• If I Bought a Car
• REO the Fifth -$1,055
• How Will Your Car Be Built
• The Tale of Goodyear Tires
• Better Tires - Better Sold
• A Wonderful Business Story
• The Car That Marks My limit
• Nylon that was made to run!
• A Big Step Closer to the Perfect Car
• The Tire that proved good in a pinch!
• Oil Changes…Necessity or Sales Gimmick?
• Why they call this the "Pattern of Safety"
• Will a Real "Dream Car" Ever be Designed?
• He Staked His Life on a Tire He Helped Build
• Chalmers 1913 -- Made in the Chalmers Shops
• Do You Own Your Car…Or Does Your Car Own You?
• Overland -- How To Make An Automobile Valuation
• The more you drive, the less it costs per mile!
• Goodyear No-Rim-Cut Tires Cost Nothing Extra Now
• Why some New Cars Get Old - before their time
• The fish that swam in a stream - of heavy traffic
• Should a Car's Engine Be in Front or in the Rear?
• Hudson Six - 40 -$1550 -- The Class Car Now at Top
• Does your family's care have the "Line of Safety"?
• Boston To New York -- 231 miles…on four blow-out tires
• Some things You should Know About the New Economy Cars
• Texaco Invites You to Write A Prize-Winning TV Commercial
• Up to 9 Miles More Per Gallon! -- Up to 20 More Horsepower!
• Studebaker -- The Automobile with a reputation behind it
• When and where a car driver should be an outright "crank"
• The Midas Muffler Man and Our Unforgettable Fishing Trip
• How motorist can enjoy extra fun and convenience at "bargain" rates
• The year my classic Stutz was new, miniature golf was the big sensation
• More people are talking about this Fine Car than any other Car in America
• When my Classic Packard first ran, the Happy Warrior was running for President
• Do you judge a play by the price of the ticket- or by the performance you see?
• The year my classic Locomobile was new, one city still had horse-drawn fire engines!
• Note How Goodyear Dominate in Every Street -- You Can See That Men Prefer Them
• The 1912 REO For $1,000 -- A Temporary Price - Made to Learn If This Price Can Be Profitable
• What Should you look for in a Winter Oil? -- Check these five important points if you want complete protection.
• Which Gasoline Should I Use - Regular or Special? -- The answer depends on the make, model and condition of your car.
• Let's Build 1,000 New Cities! -- In the next 20 years, the trucking industry can help us solve the pressing problem of overgrown, overcrowded cities
• Yuma to Phoenix 204 miles…on four blown-out tires! -- New Goodyear tires make roadside tire changes practically unnecessary after punctures or blowouts
• Your Last Chance to get a Hudson this Year -- in Some Sections All Are Gone - In All Others Only A Few Are Left
• It Is Easy to make advertising claims for cars; but to make cars that will make good the claims is hard.
 

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3) 77 Book Advertisements from companies like Executive Research Institute, Greenland Books, and Information, Inc.

• A Sensation!
• How to Avoid Lawyers
• Instant Relaxation!
• World's Easiest Yoga
• Safe Advertising
• She sells Youth!
• How to Buy Money…Cheap!
• World's First Spot-Reducing Diet!
• How To Stay Young till 90
• How Fortunes Are Made in Advertising
• You Are Twice as Smart as You Think!
• I Found a crazy, lazy way to reduce!
• Is This Offer too good to be true?
• Why Models Stay Young Till Sixty!
• Now! Turn Your Mind Into a Mental Magnet!
• How to Eat Your Way Out Of Fatigue!
• How to live to Be a Hundred!
• Miracle Fat-Burning Foods
• Mr. Advertiser, What Does This Mean to You?
• Natural Face Lifting By Exercise!
• Secrets of Eastern Super-Men Revealed To West At Last!
• At Last! -- A Plastic Surgeon's Diet!
• Why Was Their Average Guess Six Times The Actual Price?
• How To Stroke Wrinkles Right Out Of Your Face!
• I'll make You A Mental Wizard In One Evening!
• Thirty Books Bound in Genuine Limp Leather- Only 5.75 Book Rack Free
• I Don't see how you can do it -- Greatest bargain of my life
• What's the "book of the month" this month and why?
• Six Books for the Sick -- What I learned after 30 Years
• How To Increase Your Child's Test Grades
• Give me One Evening And I'll Give You A Push-Button Memory
• Let This Machine Work On Your Mind For On Evening
• A New Lord & Thomas Book -- Clever Maneuvers - Strategy in Advertising
• Are you Ready to use Self-Hypnotism to Make Life Give You What You Want!
• Follow these 3 simple steps, and begin your "middle years" at 70, 80 even 90!
• Doctors in Sweden say there IS a Cure for Arthritis
• Has this man developed the power to see into the future and control his own destiny?
• $2.98 For All These 30 World's Greatest Masterpieces -- Bound in Flexible Redcroft
• How to Defend Yourself Against the Human parasites Who Want to Rule Your Life!
• How to Make Up to 13 1/2% or More on Your Savings - All Fully Insured
• The Greatest Bargain of Your Life -- $2.98 For All Thirty World's Greatest Masterpieces
• Lose As Much Weight As You Want -- Lose 20-50-60-80 Even 100 Pounds
• Strategy IN Advertising -- The Climax of Salesmanship-in-Print
• Telling Men How To Make Money -- The Advertising Agent of Today
• Now! Stretch Your Way to a Beautiful Body in exactly TWO utterly delicious minutes a day!
• Take Food, Not Medicine, If You Suffer From Any One of These Ills!
• Automatically Brings You Anything You desire…
• Now! Automatic Learning With: The Information Machine
• The Seven Deadliest Crimes Against Yourself -- Are You Guilt of Any of Them?
• The Springtime of a Woman's Life Should Begin at 55
• Now! The World's Greatest Minds Force-Feed Their Knowledge Into Your Brain - Automatically
• Don't Pay One Penny Till This Course Turns You Into A Human Computer!
• Turn Yourself Into A Learning Machine
• Turns Up Your "Digestive Furnace" and burns flab right off your body!
• You Can Get Almost Immediate Relief From Aches and Pains all Over the Body!
• One Time Only Price Slash! -- Save One Full Dollar On this One-Time-Only Offer!
• You Can Make Your Face look at though time was running backwards!
• You Can Manage Almost All But the Most Grievous Illnesses Entirely By Yourself
• You Will Lose up to 100 Pounds Per Year and Never Gain an Ounce of it Back!
• Your Body is Twice as Young as You Think
• Your Nerves Can Cure Themselves once you learn how to desensitize them, this doctor's ingenious new way…
• 60 Books - Bound in Leather Shipped-Free For Inspection -- Only $1.00 Down after 5 Days if you keep them!
• How can this incredible offer be made? -- and why it is made. and interesting experiment in human nature
• An Offer That May Never Be Made Again -- Why we have been willing to lose money on this introductory offer - and why it must soon be withdrawn
• Read Below Why This Hard-Hitting Volume Has racked up the incredible sales figure of 225,000 copies of sold in America Alone!
• Use Your Newspaper to Boost Your Child's Grades -- Five minutes every Sunday with this paper could be one of the greatest gifts you will ever give your youngster
• Read Below Why This Hard-Hitting Volume Has racked up the incredible sales figure of 225,000 copies of sold in America Alone!
• Hollywood Plastic Surgeon's amazing new book Show how any woman over thirty Can Look Years Younger, Pounds Lighter in ten short days!
• Is It Possible? -- An Automatic Income for Life of $20,000…$50,000…$100,000 a year…Without Working…from a Business that Runs Itself!
• Any one of these "Smart-money secrets" may make you $20,000, $50,000 even $100,000 this year alone
• Now, a blunt promise by an eminent dermatologist; -- Every cell of your face has a "clock" in it! Here's how to wind those clocks backwards!
• Now, a world-famous physician, who treats some of America's leading celebrities, says forget about drugs and realize that Food is Your Best Medicine
• Throw Away Your Pillow -- And Wake Up the Next Morning Looking and Feeling UP To Ten Years Younger!
• World's First Effortless Exerciser! -- Perfected by a leading physician - to give you a new body and a new heart in just two easy minutes a day
• You May Suffer From This Secrete Sickness That Makes Millions Of People Weak and Weary All Their Lives
• If You're Over Thirty - This Is The Best Exercise You can Do For Your Face, Your Body and Your Heart!

 

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4) 29 Problem Solving Chemicals Advertisements from companies like Monsanto, Union Carbide, and DuPont

• The Thick Suds Myth
• Rust Can Be Stopped!
• Whiteness by the Spoonful
• It Turns the White Back On
• Revolution in the laundry room
• The case of the "Invisible Sandwich"
• The Greatest Wastemaker of Them All!
• New House Paint That Lasts 50% Longer!
• Are you spending too much on grass seed?
• The Story of the First Foolproof Lawn food
• Why the Zippo Man spent $300,000 on this tiny wheel
• Science restores softness to wash-hardened fabrics
• New Miracle Rinse Restores Softness to Wash-Hardened Fabrics
• Paint blister problem 90% solved with new Du Pont Lucite house paint
• The invisible Plastic-glass Sandwich that rides between you and danger
• Crabgrass: How the Agrico Lawn Plan helps you wipe it out once and for all!
• Unknowingly Millions of Women Use Cleansers that "Eat Away" Luster of Porcelain Sinks and Tubs
• The Incredible story of the Zippo Lighter -- And a man who believes a lighter should work forever
• Complexion care for apples -- bigger and better fruit is yours…with good looks that are more than skin deep
• The Sayville Story: Science Wins a 42-Year Battle Against Weather -- Story of the struggle to develop a house paint that will last years longer - under all weather conditions in the U.S.A!
• New wonder chemical prevents crabgrass, let's you re-seed the same afternoon -- Ortho Kleenup eliminates delay, gets lawn off to a flying start

• Sciences Makes Wash-Hardened Fabrics Soft and Fluffy Again -- New Washday Miracle Amazes Housewives
• Microphotos Show Most of Today's Speedy Cleanliness "Bite Into" Luster of Porcelain Sinks and Tubs -- Photographic evidence from United States Testing Company, Inc
• Your Home can be stunning, thanks to the New Book of Color Harmonies -- Now You can have New Rooms in A Day
• This big can of new Zippo Fuel gives you an average of 38% more lights for your money than the leading brand

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5) 13 Clothing Advertisements from companies like Coats & Clark, Burlington Industries, and Pellon

• New Bra Made for Real Live People
• How to "chill-proof" your children
• The Ice Follies Most Punished Perform
• A candid look at your Big Fall Investment
• How to keep Warm in a 90 degree heat wave
• How an amazing new kind of cloth saves you housework time
• On the subject of walking…men talk more but women walk more
• An Easy Key To Watch Buying -- Selecting a Good Watch for Your Money
• Words of wisdom for the sports enthusiast from Eddie Shipstad of Shipstads & Johnson
• The Shoe that Changed America's Habits -- How One Shoe Took a Load off the Country's Feet and Started a Whole New Kind of Footwear
• The prize catch in comfort -- A revealing insight on clothes by a man whose leisure hours lead him to the great outdoors: C. R. Smith, President of American Airlines
• There's Pellon Inside -- How One Basic Invention Sparked More than 1000 new Users - In Less Than 7 Years
 

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6) 97 Food Advertisements from companies like Kellogg's, Quaker Oats, and Pillsbury

• Diet and Enjoy it…
• How Big is an Egg
• Run, run, run…but where?
• Have You Outgrown Fun?
• Ask Your Doctor
• The Beverage of Health
• Purity Is Supreme
• Perfection of 50 Years
• The Home Beer
• A good town to GROW in
• The Little Fellow Can Succeed
• Infection Fighters in your blood
• New Idea Adds Fresh Appeal
• What is this Milk that Whips?
• The Day I Switched to Instant Tea
• You may be Younger than you Realize!
• The Gift from 93 Million Miles Away
• The Day Charles Laughton Roared at me
• Is It Getting Worse Night After Night?
• Strange How We Sin Against Ourselves!
• The world's most remarkable fruit
• How Instant Iced Tea Changed My Mind
• White-Collar Workers: Watch Your Weight!
• The Weight-Control Law That Works Both Ways
• Feel "guilty" about your appetite?
• The Milkmen who weren't satisfied with Milk!
• Are our teenagers risking their health?
• A Revolution in Bread…and Your Health
• Your child - and the psychology of variety
• When the "ball of fire" starts cooling off
• Does your food cost too much?
• They Work To Help you Keep Young
• The Weight-Control Law That Works Both Ways
• What Americans taught me about iced tea
• 53 Cookbooks later I Switched to Instant Tea
• It Pays to increase your Cereal Word Power
• Ever Feel Like Trading Yourself in for a New Model?
• The First and Only 100% Pure Tea in Instant Form
• Why you Have Always Been Right to Like Hot Oatmeal for Breakfast
• Sensible new approach to weight control -- You eat the foods you like
• Protein for Breakfast -- in a delicious, new ready-to-eat cereal form
• A private eye's view of TODAY'S YOUNG MOTHER
• torture Chamber for Tea -- and the wonderful secret it revealed!
• Protein! Why protein answers a problem of teen-agers
• Discovered: A Granulated Sugar Substitute!
• This Remarkable Food "Remembers" When Modern Diet Forgets
• Remarkable Food helps people over 40 enjoy vibrant living
• How This Remarkable Food Eases Dieters' Fatigue
• New Nutrition Insurance for Hit-And-Run Eaters
• The Secret of Mrs. Rudkin's New Stuffing
• Why do so many people Sage before the day is over?
• America's Favorite Food - Today's Economy Meal
• An Inventor's Dream Gave You Weighing Accuracy At Home
• Quicker Way to More Turkey Flavor… and More Meat
• This New Chiffon Ice Box Pie Mix Needs No Baking
• A Twilight Story -- About Puffed Wheat
• Where Children Are Fed With Oatmeal
• My Dear these surely are Van Camp's
• How Much of This Difference is Due to Oatmeal?
• I Told My Mother-in-Law a Thing or Two -- …and you should have seen her face!
• How Wise Is Your Body? -- A special health message from the Florida Citrus Commission
• From Carnation-delicious new nonfat way to more protein, B-vitamins, minerals!
• Some people say we're old fashioned -- We still think it's necessary to trim vegetables by hand
• Here's One Fruit I Encourage My Children to Eat Freely -- A doctor laughs off an illusion
• The Truth About Meat -- Most Important Food in the Human Diet
• How Much does nourishment weigh? -- Here's morning food that's light in everything but nutrition
• The Tiny Explosion That Shook A Giant Industry
• How to get more out of life
• The Tastiest Ocean Treat From Gloucester -- plump, tender, juicy Chicken Salt Mackerel Fillets
• Doctors of Two Nations Agree to the Benefits of Beer
• All America This Week Helps Itself to Puffed Grains -- Full Size Package Free At Your Grocer's
• To Open-Minded Women -- And the Men They Like to Please
• Scientists - Not Chefs -- Why No Other Kitchen Anywhere Can Match a Van Camp Creation
• Your Way
• The Ladies Lead by Nearly 2 to 1 -- Nationwide Research reveals that almost twice as many women as men are overweight.
• Don McNeil! ABC Star Tells How "We squeezed…and squeezed…and squeezed, and they still laughed!
• Quick-Cooking: New Milestone in Food Canning -- Big Step forward in processing of corn saves fresh flavor, color and vitamins
• Cincinnati Housewife Comes Out of Hiding -- Overweight all her life, Frances Scheuerman uncovers a beautiful figure and a new lease on life.
• America's Most Shocking Eating Habit -- An interview with Dr. Herman N Bundesen, a leading authority on public health
• The Food that is breaking America's laxative drug habit -- constipation caused by lack of bulk can now be ended without pills or medicines
• How to overcome constipation without pills or medicine -- Millions rely on this Good Food Way to end irregularity caused by lack of bulk in the diet
• Ten Million Compliments to the Cook -- How an Ohio mother taught her sons an appreciation of fine foods that inspired a fabulous business
• Special diets are not necessarily problem diets -- When ulcers, hypertension, sensitive stomach create diet-menu problems - Cream of Rice offers dozens of ways to brighten meals
• The importance of granulated rice in special diets -- If your problem is food alelrgy, ulcers, high blood pressure or sensitive stomach, please read this:
• The importance of granulated rice in special diets -- If your problem is food allergy, ulcers, high blood pressure or sensitive stomach, please read this:
• Granulated rice high on the list of special food diets -- If you have a diet problem caused by ulcers, hypertension, food allergies, you'll be glad to know about Cream of Rice
• Gentle Answer to many special diet needs -- People with diet problems caused by high blood pressure, hypertension, ulcers, food allergies are finding help in a food as old as civilization
• Special diets are not necessarily problem diets -- When ulcers, hypertension, sensitive stomach create diet-menu problems - Cream of Rice offers dozens of ways to brighten meals
• How the accident…of pouring a cup of water on a fine cake batter created the new "cake with "sauce" -- Py-O-MY Puddin' Cake Mix
• Hidden Hunger for Vitamins -- It Can Make A Tremendous Difference in Your Health and How You Feel
• Raise a Healthier Family -- Research shows how you can help your children avoid many childhood ailments
• Earn more - weigh more? -- 51.4% of all Americans in the $5,000 and over income group are concerned with overweight
• What's the difference between appetite and hunger? -- What makes some people crave more food than their bodies can use up?
• Are 60 million overweight Americans passing up the simplest and safest reducing plan of all? -- "Fact" diet succeeds where "fad" diets fail!
• How cereals like Wheaties may actually help you live longer! -- Use this "Fats-in-Food" Counter now on back of Wheaties packages
• Food Shot From Guns! -- Noted scientist explodes a hundred million food cells in every grain of wheat and rice

 

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7) 99 Health & Beauty Advertisements from companies like Proctor & Gamble, Lever Bros, and Revlon

• Make This Test
• The war against "staph"
• Battle of the Beards
• Only two to a customer
• New Hope for Dry Skin
• It Came Without Warning
• How tension taxes your body…
• The Bright Look of Health
• 2,864 failures came first
• Flourides for Healthy Teeth
• Eyeglasses: New Status Symbol?
• How To Rinse Away Your Blackheads
• Are you a Fatalist About Cavities?
• Now It's Easy to Stay on Your Diet!
• Problems a Girl Faces on Becoming a Woman
• Telfa New Mercy Dressing for Wounds
• What Today's Woman Knows about Herself
• The Mistakes -- That ruined millions of teeth
• The Dental Clinic That Never Filled A Cavity
• As the World Changes - so Does the Woman
• Are You Trying to Keep a Man on a Diet?
• Infant Mortality an Alarming Problem
• What to do when Something Gets in Your Eye
• Do You Get More than Your Share of Cavities?
• Teen-age Confusion about Vital Feminine Facts
• Sleepy Away the Creeping Signs of Age-Glamorously!
• Imagine! Me - not taking proper care of my dentures!
• Troublesome People .. Are They Worth Your Trouble?
• Can we keep our hearts from wearing out too soon?
• New Way to Heart Clearly Again…with Both Ears!
• I Stopped being Self-conscious about my dental plates!
• The Secret Codes that Held the Key to Fewer Cavities
• The Mysterious Quonset Hut that Made Dental History
• Why spend money-to deaden or deceive your precious sense of smell?
• Are you Just a hair shaw away from looking younger…prettier?
• Soak or Brush? -- The Big Question for 48 Million Denture Wearers
• New toothpaste - super weapon against bad breath and decay germs
• Asleep For Ages - Germs Awaken - Find Haven in Today's Bathrooms
• Doctors helped us design and prove our new Back Care mattress
• 336 Hours Are Required to Make Liquozone - Yet the First Bottle is Free
• Story of One Million Americans Who Wanted More Out of Living
• Will Your Child Have Beautiful teeth 15 Years From Now?
• Two Towns Named Bloomington That Helped Lick Tooth Decay
• How "Decay Detectives" Track Down the Secret of Few Cavities
• The School Children Who Taught Scientists A Lesson About Cavities
• How Dial does more to protect the health of your family than ordinary soaps
• The Swiss Discovery That Will Silence 500 Million Coughs This Winter
• How the Class of "57 Brushed Their Way To Healthier Teeth
• "Lick-And-A-Promise" Tooth brushing: What to do About it
• Eye-Glass Hearing…New Era in the Conquest of Hiding Deafness
• Some Questions And Answers about Arthritis and Rheumatism:
• Don't Doctor Your Skin Just Clean It! -- …sound advice from a noted cosmetic chemist
• $2,000,000 Have Been Spent to Let the Sick Try of America Liquozone Free
• "Miracle" At Fort Morgan -- How a Colorado Ranch-Wife Helped a Whole Town Slim Down
• "Last Summer the Midwest Stopped Sneezing" -- Good news for hay fever sufferers
• How the Switch of a horse tail helped bring eye comfort to millions
• A Personal Message to the 48 Million Americans Who Wear Dentures
• Aches…Pains…and "Cures" -- Many products make hopeful promises - but can they deliver?
• Why Some Women Look Young At 50 -- While Others Look Old At 35
• How to Sleep Together - in Separate Comfort
• What One C.M.B.A (Chronic Morning Back Ache) thinks about the Koylon foam mattress"
• Will Your Christmas Gift Disappoint Him…or Delight Him?
• Can a deodorant really stop odor- without "stopping up" pores?
• The Amazing "Face Life In A Jar" Used By Hollywood Stars Who Don't Want Plastic Surgery
• Now! A new way to lighten cloudy teeth
• Why that Tartar if You keep Teeth Clean? -- It is due to film
• Five New Joys Await You In Palmolive Shaving Cream
• Five New Ways -- To whiter, cleaner, safer teeth
• This 10-Day Test -- Has shown millions the way to white teeth
• Use Palmolive Soap -- Avoid Effects of Sun and Wind - Escape Injury From Dust and Smoke
• Special Authorized release For Readers of this Publication -- Alleviate Your Knee Pain Now
• Clinical studies find that most overweight people are lacking in these 8 fat burning nutrients
• I Lost 85 lbs of ugly fat in only 2 short months!
• "I'm Well" -- Because of Liquozone, is now said the world over
• It Is Wrong -- To Suffer from a Germ disease, When Liquozone is Free
• Let Us Pay -- For a bottle of Liquozone, and give it to you to try
• Millions Know -- That Liquozone Does What Medicine Cannot Do. A 50c Bottle Free
• Major Breakthrough -- New pill targets fat and water in the abdomen that cause the pot belly
• Nine Nations -- Now Use Liquozone. Won't You Try It - Free!
• Product Used in Japan For 71 Years relieves pain in 10 minutes without taking dangerous drugs
• New advanced heating pad from Canada brings pain relief in as fast as 30 minutes
• We Offer $5,000 -- As A Guarantee on Liquozone. The First Bottle Is Free
• We Will Buy -- A 50c bottle of Liquzone and Give it to You to Try
• You can't Kill Inside Germs with Medicine. Won't You Try Liquozone - Free?
• Sagging springs cause backache -- New Back Care Mattress with buil-in bedboard holds spine straight as no other mattress can!
• Stripes Say Safety Barrier -- Now striped toothpaste gives your mouth a lasating safety barrier against the germs that cause decay and bad breath
• Is a mattress causing your backache? -- New Back Care Mattress with built-in bed board holds spine straight as no other mattress can!
• What many hospitals have found out about Dial Soap -- besides the fact that it's a very effective deodorant soap
• He Didn't Even Kiss Me Goodnight! -- A dramatized story about a wife who worried about her husband
• New Anti-Cough Tablets Work Internally - Get to the Root of Cough Spasms! -- Stop Hacking Coughs For Hours!
• If You suffer from minor pain of Arthritis or Rheumatism read these highlights from a recent PAIN REPORT
• Those "Middle Age" Aches and Pains! -- Don't ignore them - they may be the first signs of arthritis or rheumatism!
• Dramatic New development in toothbrushes pioneered by California dentist -- The high rate of tooth loss due to neglected gums sparked an idea which is revolutionizing toothbrush design
• MY Sweetheart -- Ten Million sweethearts between the ages of two and eighty have clear, healthy complexions as a result of using Palmolive Soap
• New Inflatable Air Shorts provide pneumatic support plus massage to help you slenderize where you need it most!
• New Super air purifier can eliminate 98% of the worst pollution in 15 minutes -- Prozone Products Used by the Federal Government and United Nations
 

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8) 53 Information Advertisements  from companies like Simon & Schuster, Gary Halbert, and Jay Abraham

•  I Want to Make You Rich!
•  The New Way in Typewriting
•  How You Can Win Contests!
•  A $500 A Day Writer's Utopia!
•  The Machine That Prints Money
•  How I Made A Fortune At the Track
•  Do you Make These Mistakes in English?
•  How I Improved My Memory In One Evening
•  Do you Make These Mistakes in English?
•  How to Win Friends and Influence People
•  Money! -- Beyond your wildest dreams…
•  Both Are Embarrassed - Yet Both Could Be At Ease
•  I Made Betting On Horses A Consistent Winning Business
•  If You Ever Wanted To Win At the Track -- …Now You can
•  I Made Betting On Horses A Consistent Winning Business
•  If You Ever Wanted To Win At the Track -- …Now You can
•  Are The Foods You Are Eating Today Starving Your Brain?
•  Don't Pay 1c More for Gas This Year Than You Did Last!
•  Warning: Do Not Read This Unless You Are Already Rich!
•  The Amazing Blackjack Secret of a Las Vegas Mystery Man
•  How To Self-Publish Your Own Book And Make it a Best Seller
•  The Amazing Money-Making Secret of a Desperate Nerd From Ohio!
•  In A Survival Retreat When Society Collapses And Violence Rules
•  "I Talked with God" -- (Yes I did -- Actually and Literally)
•  The Key to Banking Secrets -- (And how to profit from them!)
•  The Amazing Marketing Miracles Created By Sir Gary of Halbert!
•  The Amazing Secret of a Marketing Genius Who Is Afraid to Fly
•  The Amazing Secret of the Hottest Investment of the Last 5 Years!
•  This Book Could Put Us In Jail -- (As It Puts You On "Easy Street")
•  Now You Can Actually Cure Baldness! -- (Even if it Runs In Your Family!)
•  Scatter Brained! -- No wonder he never accomplishes anything worthwhile!
•  How to Make Money Fast! -- Financial Columnist Makes Unique Discovery!
•  They Laughed When I Sat Down At the Piano But When I Started to Play!
•  You Must Win at Least $7,500 With My 13 Points…Or They're Yours Free!
•  An Open Letter To Anyone Who Wants to Lose Up to 20 Pounds in Two Weeks The Lazy Way
•  The Lazy Man's Way to Riches -- "Most People Are Too Busy Earning A Living To Make Any Money"
•  How To Outfox the Foxes -- 263 Secrets the Law and Lawyers Don't want You to Know!
•  Have You Ever Wondered What You Would Look Like With A "Million Dollar Smile"?
•  Now! A World-Famous Trainer of Champions says: -- Break All the Rules, and Win a 35-Year-Old Body at 50-60-70 and beyond!
•  Builds You A Memory in 4 Short Weeks So Powerful It Is Beyond Your Wildest Dreams Today! -- Quite frankly, this is an almost unbelievable advertisement for what has justly been called, "The Most Explosive Memory Course Ever Written."
•  37 Ingenious Spare-Time Businesses that Require Almost No Investment -- And Net You Up To $200 Extra Income Every Week!
•  Save Hundreds of Dollars! -- Make Your Own After-Shave Lotion, Cold Cream Lemon Oil Furniture Polish, Deodorant, Oven Cleaner, Mouthwash, Drain Cleaner, and Hundreds More with Safe, Easy Recipes!
•  Amazing Secret Discovered By One-Legged Golfer Adds 50 Yards to Your Drives, Eliminates Hooks and Slices -- …and can slash up to 10 strokes from your game almost overnight!
•  Who's Making A Bundle -- Our New West Coast editorial and production offices, headquarters of the nation's only small business information bank
• How to Perform Major Surgery on your Doctor, Drug Hospital and Dental Bills -- You Can Easily Cut Them By 30% or More - Guaranteed! 
•  Secrets of the Money Masters Revealed! -- Over 5,000 people become millionaires every year, there are almost 200,000 millionaires in the United States
•  God Help You If the Crash Comes, and You Haven't Taken These Four Initial Steps To Protect Yourself!
•  Ohio Man Has 21-Year Tested Formula to Create Multimillion Dollar Businesses From Scratch, Without Bank Loans, Venture Capitalists or selling Stock
•  Are You More Than Just Another Pretty Face? -- Generous Creative Businessman Wants To Find A Hot, Sexy Woman With a Good Sense of Humor
•  An Open Letter To Every Attractive Woman In Miami Who Is Serious About Having a Career As A Professional Model
•  High School Student Lose Almost 600 Pounds and Now Devotes His Life To Helping Others Get Skinny!
•  Hot New 4-Hour Seminar Sponsored by Key West College of Millionaires Reveals 11 Amazing Secrets That Can Make Huge Profits for Any Business In Florida… Even During the Coming Recession!
•  An Open Letter To Every Man And Woman in Key West Who Wants to Have Better Sex Without Feeling Guilty!
•  How It Feels to Earn $1000 A Week -- By a Young Man Who Four Years Ago Drew a $25 a Week Salary. Tells How He Accomplished It.

 

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9) 42 Insurance Advertisements from companies like Blue Cross and Metropolitan Life Insurance

•  Safety Sense
•  Excessive drinking
•  How good are your teeth?
•  Fatigue - a Friend in Disguise
•  How exercise helps your heart
•  "Mother and baby doing fine"
•  "Heart attack? Sure I Had one"
•  The doctor's coming right away
•  How to be younger than your years
•  His pounds melt away - yours won't
•  How to win the "battle of the bulge"
•  How much health did you buy today?
•  This is not a "do-it-yourself' kit!
•  Here's a good way to start a good day!
•  "What in the world will he get into next?"
•  Charting a safer course against CANCER…
•  Are you ready for emergencies like these?
•  A Message to Every Family Buying a Car
•  Can you help your heart "tick" longer, too?
•  Why I'm a no-dollar-a-year man for Blue Cross!
•  Will you "weather the winter" in good health?
•  Now you can protect him from polio…why don't you?
•  Help Your Family to a healthy, happy winter…
•  Some facts and fallacies about Heart Attacks
•  Does your family have these breakfast problems?
•  Do you carry this much extra weight every day?
•  How to help your child have a better school year
•  The truth about the cost of hospital miracles
•  How many home accident hazards can you find here?
• Why every family should have a family doctor… 
•  The Wonderful World…of your 6 to 8-year old child
•  Whatever you drive, here's how to drive it more safely!
•  "Do not regret growing old. It is a privilege denied to many"
•  Cancer…like a small spreading flame…demands prompt action
•  A good school year often starts in the doctor's office
•  Do you know how to restore the breath of life?
•  Why is ARTHRITIS called "the Sphinx of diseases"?
•  Man Most likely to succeed -- …in getting over a stomach ulcer
•  Your Guide to Good Health -- Pages 26,27 are reserved for you…
•  How to Manage your emotions… -- and lead a healthier, happier life
•  The remarkable eyes of the eagle…and some sight-saving facts about yours

 

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10) 18 Retail Advertisements from companies like Sears

•  How to shop at Sears…at 3 A.M.
•  How To Get Your money Back At Sears
•  How to open a charge account at Sears
•  How the Sears laboratory tests to help you save
•  New "Fringe Benefit" That's Better Than a Raise in Pay!
•  Why Sears Signed Ted Williams -- As a Playing Manager
•  Shop at Sears and save (their annual profit is less than 5%)
•  How Sears Helps You Reseed, Repaint and Relax this Spring
•  A New Hammer Free if this Sears Four-Star Value Ever Breaks
•  Sports leaders join Ted Williams' Sports Advisory Staff at Sears
•  Sears Reports Evidence a Typewriter May Help Children Learn Faster
•  Who owns Sears? -- Sears has over 158,000 share owners
•  How Sears Hails Spring With the Charming Children's Clothes for Easter
•  Shop at Sears and save (their annual profit is less than 5%)
•  Trapped at home? It takes one call to open a charge account
•  How Sears gives efficient service on appliances wherever you live - or more

 

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11) 38 Bonus Winning Advertisements

• Gray Lady
• They Drew
• Instant Learning
• Dog Sense for Dog Days
• The magic world of "DDD"
• Bessie Sawyer had a problem
• Why I was a Juvenile Delinquent
• How Do Electric Clocks Rate?
• The Luckiest $7 I Ever Spent
• Where do Great Ideas Come From?
• Who says it's Time for a Bath?
• The Boy-The Dog-and the Painter
• The Quick Way to Put Down Roots
• Who Needs Advice about stocks?
• Let Me Send You My New Book Free
• Wonder Sprayer -- For Farm and Home
• Why Not Music like This in All Hospitals?
• Those marvelous machine-waxed floors
• $14,000 A Year…Now I am Really Living!
• What's happened to Mr. Bell's invention?
• Would you Give $1 for 16 Dancing Lessons?
• You own a brand-new dog…every six months!
• How the Next 90 Days Can Change Your Life
• Weird New Sonic Lure Caught Fish Like Crazy!
• The British Miracle That Creates Super Plants
• Prefabricated Housing: How Big an Industrial G
• How I retired in 15 years with $300 a months
• How $3 for The National Observer Changed My Life
• Why I Offer You this New Kind of Pipe for 25 cents
• Not only that, but I'll start a Monthly Investment Plan
• A new answer to your tires' worst enemy - high-speed heat
• Want the Fun of Playing Music…but not time for lessons?
• To the 10,000 families who will buy a spinet organ in the next 30 days
• Is your heart set on owning one of the wonderful spinet organs?
• Their way from "Rags to Riches" -- Now they're helping others do the same
• Not Many People read the Saturday Evening Post in Russia!
• I Was Tired of Living on $8,000 A Year -- So I Started Reading the Wall Street Journal
• The intimate personal life story of the Duchess of Windsor…the American Woman for whom a King of England
• Mrs. Kennedy's Five Pounds of Sugar -- and why she can't always have it shipped by the most efficient form of transportation
• Who's Watching the Store? -- Here's the ultimate in Self-service: No clerks, no cashiers, no attendants…just customers
• Here's your chance to examine and appraise the famed Museum Collection for 15 days, without cost or obligation. -- This is a Limited Time offer
• New Halley's Comet "Silver Eagle" Is Totally Unique and Made of Pure Silver! -- It won't be Seen again for 76 years!
• When we say $540 to Europe and back - we mean "all the way"! -- And we mean Cabin Class - not Tourist or Economy Class
• Fantastic New $3 Rose Never Seen Before yours for only 50c -- …as a bonus for trying RX-15 on your garden!
• I Have been Happier and more content since buying my Thomas than I have been for years" …and this fine home organ is only $695!
• Send me a man who Reads! -- International Paper interviews the man who trains Pan Am pilots to make decisions at 600 m.p.h.

                                          

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